GirL's Language

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are rightand you need to shut up.



2.) Five Minutes : If she is gettingdressed, this means a half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game beforehelping around the house. (hahaha..:P)


3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.



4 .) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!



5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually aword, but is a non-verbal statementoften misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing withyou about nothing. (Refer back to #3for the meaning of nothing.)


6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you,do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.


8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! :P


9.) Don't worry about it, I got it :Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will laterresult in a man asking "What's wrong?"For the woman's response refer to #3.


haha...
got this from a friendster buletin posted by my friend.
true?
i think it is pretty true! :P
especially the "Five minute" and "Nothing" haha...